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  What is the most bizarre counsel you received as a JW, from a JW?

  by Funchback in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there were many addressed to me.

  for example, i once had a sister tell me i was gambling because i liked playing skill crane (the machine where you have to try to pick up prizes like stuffed animals) at the arcade.

  i then fired back a her: "you saw the r-rated movie 'backdraft.

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  We were told by an elder that we couldn't have our wedding filmed in kingdom hall because it wasn't showing respect to jehovah. Six months later a friend of ours got married in same hall and they were allowed to have theirs filmed. Was I mad!
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  What is the most bizarre counsel you received as a JW, from a JW?

  by Funchback in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there were many addressed to me.

  for example, i once had a sister tell me i was gambling because i liked playing skill crane (the machine where you have to try to pick up prizes like stuffed animals) at the arcade.

  i then fired back a her: "you saw the r-rated movie 'backdraft.

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  My dad was told by an elder that he had to get rid of his beard. My dad argued with him over it saying that Jesus and disciples had beards. Elder said he thought the beard looked scruffy and they weren't supposed to have them. My dad said "well I don't particularly like your socks" and walked away and never went back.
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  "It's The Truth!" (A Poetic Retrospective of the Watchtower Society)

  by Confession in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "it's the truth!

  i think this just might be the truth

  lets all just believe its the truth!

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  Amazing! I think you covered everything there. Really clever.
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  Your assignment , to be an Guardian Angel.

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  your assignment to watch over brother xxx for the next 80 years.

  some guardian angels are assigned to protect and guide a particular person, group, kingdom or country.

  the assignment to watch over one person sounds boring, is it a 24 hour thing.. what happen when his assigned person get into a altercation with another person assigned by another angel, do they make bets who will win.

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  The angels sick? Well at least they don't come down to earth anymore taking the beautiful women to have sex with them, filling the earth with giants! Thank God for the flood!
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  John Lee Hooker - Jehovahs Witness

  by apostrate in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  a couple of excerpts from an interview with john lee hooker, american blues legend, a few years before he died in 2001. i found this to be somewhat humorous.. have you been married more than once?.

  four times.

  i aint never gonna get married again.

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  "I ain’t never gonna get married again. I mess around some now, you know, but not like I used to. I may shack. When you’re shackin’, you do wrong and you can get the hell out!"

  Does this sound like a witness?
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  Do you feel embarrsed?

  by The Rebel in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when you look through a keyhole, and see the person you once were?.

  as for myself, i am just pleased i have mended my ways.

  i realise ( now) my time as a witness was a keyhole that looked in to the ground, and licked the elders arse.

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  I used to feel ashamed for being embarrassed about being a witness. After all I was supposed to be proud of the fact and let everyone know and preach at every opportunity, school, work, standing at a bus stop etc. When in reality I would shy away from it.

  I hated going on ministry especially when people were nasty and I couldn't answer questions like "how is Michael the archangel Jesus"? And what would have happened if we hadn't gone to war, if everyone were pacifists we would have been taken over by Germany. Would you let your child die because you wouldn't let them have a blood transfusion? So embarrassed trying to explain that one. So embarrassed when I started a new job and had to to tell everyone I was a witness. It usually came up when someone was collecting money for someone's birthday and I had to tell them I couldn't because ........ and then explain why we didn't. I always felt that was a stupid explanation, the beheadings and most of them didn't know or care about it being pagan!

  I remember once explaining to a workmate about why we didn't celebrate Christmas. Went through the whole thing, saturnalia etc, thought I had explained it well. Someone else asked that girl why I didn't do it, she said to her "something to do with the Romans"! Thought that was funny.

  Many other embarrassing moments over the years, too many to count. I didn't choose this religion my parents chose it for me. My life would have been a lot less embarrassing if they hadn't.
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  Litter-A-Trash Carts

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  is this the reason they call them litter-a-trash carts?.

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  This recently happened in my area. A car crashed into the cart narrowly missing the witnesses manning the cart. They probably thought jehovah had protected them! I only know this because my sister (a witness) was talking to them when it happened.
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  "Wanted Jehovah Witness Publications Before 1940" Want Ads, I wonder why?

  by The UFO Cult in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  you all might find this craig's list ad interesting, i have publications "studies in the scriptures" plus others, how can i valuate my inheritance grandma left me?

  grandma was poor, she was third-generation witness who spoke boldly without fear of men.

  what do you think they want these books for, i have lots of books dated pre-1950s,, if i was to part with my treasure how much do i charge?.

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  If their old literature is going for a lot of money then maybe watchtower want them so they can sell them for money!
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  Name Things You Can't Do If You Are JW...or not supposed to do

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  witnesses are not supposed to stand for the national anthem but can stand for a flag salute.. you can't say bless you if someone sneezes, good luck!, or " you too" if someone says, happy holidays.. it is a religion of cannot dos.

  everything is pagan and worldly.. what are things that are unacceptable to jehovah's witnesses that really are no big deal to everyone else?

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  Well their not supposed to eat blood but they do. Blood is in meat unless it's kosher. Why aren't they told to only eat kosher. How many witnesses have you seen tucking into a nice juicy rare steak with blood oozing out of it? My husband is one of them. Thinks nothing of it.
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  Killer raised a JW

  by ducatijoe in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  shooter in virginia of live news crew was raised a jw.

  wonder if the borg will post anything about that?

  doubt it

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  My mum's reaction to him having been brought up as a witness. "Well he obviously didn't stay one because he wouldn't have done that if he was". She was mad that they even mentioned it.

  I suppose she has a point though. Most witnesses are law abiding citizens and will be as shocked as everyone else to see this.